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Hello nice to meet you.

Ken the Author

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Only a politician can say what he means without actually meaning what he says. To say a politician tells the truth would be a lie. POLITICS uk

If you ever say nice day to a Labour politician the chances are he will find the nearest toilet tip a bucket of water over his head and say its raining outside.THE LABOUR PARTY

Politicians cannot speak underwater irrespective of what they would have you believe. They do however have this unerring ability to tell lie’s in zero gravity.

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Reality when viewed through the top of an upside down milk bottle will always appear inside out. But what is really strange is how wet you become. Especially if the top has been removed. CLICK HERE REALITY

A man who looks into the eyes of a dolphin and see’s cat food will one day become rich beyond his wildest dreams of avarice. Yet a man who looks into the eyes of cat and see’s Dolphin food will not CLICK HERE RED BOOK

I REALY HATE SCHOOL.

ONLY THOSE WHO KNOW, KNOW !

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  3. William recalled his own mother, a figure of quiet strength lingering smell of Nut Brown ales “Remember, William,” she would say, as she dragged me along slowly down the street, “it’s the journey that counts, not the destination.

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  4. gentle reminder that knowledge was not merely stored in books but gathered from all

    experiences, conversations, and the world around me.

    For some reason from time to time developed this feeling of hanging her upside down, then removing the wrinkles out of her throat. There I was naked standing in our tin bath.

    20/12/1943.

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